Romeo, Romeo, where art thou?

A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her girlfriends when:

 Steven; a tall, exceptionally handsome, extremely sexy, middle-aged man entered.
He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him.

The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward her (As men will). Before she could offer her apologies for staring so rudely, he leaned over and whispered to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00 . . . on one condition . . "

Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition Was.
 
The man replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just 3 words."

The woman considered his proposition for a moment, and then, slowly removed a $20 bill from her purse which she pressed into the man's hand;  along with her address. She looked deeply into his intoxicating eyes. Slowly and meaningfully she whispered in a hungry tone...
 

 

 

 

 

"Clean my house."


(YOU GO, GIRL!)
 


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