Romeo, Romeo, where art thou?
A woman was sitting at a bar
enjoying an after work cocktail with her girlfriends when:
a tall, exceptionally handsome, extremely sexy, middle-aged man entered.
He was so striking that
the woman could not take her eyes off him.
The young-at-heart man
noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward her (As men will).
Before she could offer her apologies for staring so rudely, he leaned over and
whispered to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, you want me to do, no
matter how kinky, for $20.00 . . . on one condition . . "
Flabbergasted, the woman
asked what the condition Was.
The man replied, "You
have to tell me what you want me to do in just 3 words."
The woman considered his
proposition for a moment, and then, slowly removed a $20 bill from her purse
which she pressed into the man's hand; along with her address. She looked
deeply into his intoxicating eyes. Slowly and meaningfully she whispered in a
(YOU GO, GIRL!)
Personal Note: A friend sent me this as an email years ago. Hope it
made you laugh. If anyone knows where they are from drop me a note on
my contact page. This is just too funny not to share.