"Now all I need is a hat and those funny
things she puts between her toes."
"Curing morning breath is so minty."
"Deuce of spades goes on the Ace. Was that a car door?"
"I'll just help pre-wash these."
"I love puff balls!"
"The batteries are dead. My life is over."
"Hey, I was just kidding. You know they'll be back any
"My pets favorite toy... and if I do this they scratch my
"Who needs a dentist!"
The pictures are not mine but the commentary is. Enjoy.
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