"Now all I need is a hat and those funny things she puts between her toes."
 


"Curing morning breath is so minty."

 


"Deuce of spades goes on the Ace. Was that a car door?"



 "OH YAH!"
 


"I'll just help pre-wash these."

 

"I love puff balls!"
 


 

"The batteries are dead. My life is over."
 



 "Hey, I was just kidding. You know they'll be back any minute."




"My pets favorite toy... and if I do this they scratch my ears, too."
 



 
"Who needs a dentist!"

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