The Winifred Abuse Case

After being forcefully removed from the safe confines of her roost,

 where she had been penned since a chick,

 (with much clucking and protesting involved)

and forced into the grassy cruel world of an outdoor pen,

Winifred has some thoughts to share with her owners.


"This green stuff is touching me!!!!"

"You realize I am taking this up with the Clucker's Union!!!!"

"What was that??? Something just moved!!!!"

"Taking me out of my safe hay box is a declaration of war!!!!"

And Winifred's final statement about her new experience.


"You want eggs. I'll give you eggs!!!"


(PS-   I guess living on the farm is getting to me, huh?)

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