Farm Humor Pictured Here

Some of our fun farm moments. Enjoy.

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Skeeter-Dot’s normal sleep mode…

Yah, not sure how the cat got named that, but she did.

 

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Jeremy is taking a snooze. He is April’s pup.

 

goat flapMaster Sergeant Chicken says: Flap those wings goat! Faster!

 

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Moya is visiting our girls, Maya, Junzia, and April.

Don’t Look Back 2017

I was going to do a recap of the progress on the farm this year, but, the year was so awful I quit. I could hear the Country Blues band striking up their instruments and the song going like this:

We were flash flooded three times and the pond blew out…    da-du-da-dunt

Two cows died and the twister knocked our trees about…     da-du-da-dunt

My favorite computer crashed-the mother board is fried….  da-du-da-dunt

My best friend and neighbor- she just up and died…        da-du-da-dunt

A guy sold me a car he did not own…

Now I got to chew on him like some old bone…      da-du-da-dunt

We had to toss a renter to the curb…

’cause he liked expensive wacky herbs…    da-du-da-dunt

An idiot wrecked my car, the fools…

Yet another jerk,  stole my tools…   da-du-da-dunt

When you think it can  get no worse…

Taxes raise and  I got to handover a horse!    da-du-da-dunt

The cow prices are too low to sell…   da-du-da-dunt

My stallion was injured and struck the reaper’s bell…     da-du-da-dunt

The fox and coons wiped out the hens…  da-du-da-dunt

A coyote has the goats scared in their pens…   da-du-da-dunt

A hawk flew in and got the cat…

who would have even thought of that!    da-du-da-dunt

At least the hubby finally found a good job…

but the rest of this song makes me want to sob!    da-du-da-dunt

On the bright side mother  decided to stay…

and I found strength in God and learned to pray!     da-du-da-dunt

I think we’ll end this blues with a loud: “Hallelujah!”

Then a mumbled:    “Five more days and this year is over!”

We are “alive and kickin'” as my friend Mary would always say when I would call. I sure do miss the ole girl and I know she would have loved my song.  Sure hope 2018 starts off better.  Five more days. Five more days…